1) "You have beautiful eyes..."
Why is this cute expression on this list you might wonder? The answer is simple...because ALL women have beautiful eyes! I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't have beautiful eyes. Even when you meet a really non-attractive woman, you can't help but saying to yourself "at least she has beautiful eyes though." All women's eyes are simply gorgeous, this is a fact. When a man approaches a woman and uses this expression, it's because he is completely unimaginative and cannot be bothered to actually pay attention to the particular woman long enough to notice the many other beautiful qualities she definitely has that are more exclusive to her own individuality. And because he is so unimaginative and lacks real interest, he simply prefers to state the obvious which is always a win-win situation. "You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen" has more merit because the expression evolves into a matter of personal taste...though it is also used extremely too casually to actually be taken seriously.
2) "I always have safe sex..."
It is common belief that the use of a condom during sex offers protection. But this is not the actual purpose of this invention. The main objective of the use of condoms is to isolate the act of sex from the emotion of trust. Meaning that they provide the ability to their users to have sex without necessarily trusting their sexual partner. There are three main reasons why anyone would want to use a condom:
a) because you don't trust your lover enough to not have an incurable illness,
b) because you don't trust your partner to be a worthy parent to your children
and c) because ultimately, you don't trust your self to be worthy or capable of parenthood yet.
You will notice that the word "trust" is repeated here, which suggests that the actual aim of this product is not actually safety...the aim is to be able to have sex with people you don't really trust. And when exactly was the last time you ever felt safe while doing something with someone you didn't consider trustworthy? Probably never...The emotional condition of safety is directly dependent on the feeling of trust. When you say "I don't trust him," what you subsequently mean is that "I don't feel safe with him." It's the same emotional condition expressed in a different way. Therefore the term "safe sex" is completely false and is basically a marketing trick inherited collectively by all the condom manufacturers in order to make their product sound more appealing...the correct term which would adequately describe this act is "substitute sex" or "alternative sex." Because that's exactly what it is...an alternative way of having sex. But we all know that this 100% accurate term wouldn't raise sales now, would it? "Safe sex" is a completely bullshit term and expression and the only reason people use it is because the corporations and the media advertising has basically embedded the term in our culture. Saying "I had safe sex" because you used a condom is like saying "I had a healthy lunch" because your Big Mac had cabbage in it.
End of Part I...Part II soon to follow.